Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Never underestimate the power of titties
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