I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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