Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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