I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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