It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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