is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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