She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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