ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I had to cum in my sink.
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