This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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