we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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