You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
