the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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