She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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