I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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