At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
if only i could text you this smell
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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