and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Can I color on your dick again?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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