For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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