yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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