i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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