we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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