just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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