Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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