Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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