that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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