just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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