What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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