Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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