How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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