Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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