New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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