I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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