This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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