You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My vagina is very pro this idea
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