i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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