i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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