i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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