Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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