North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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