I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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