Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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