Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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