Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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