i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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