Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i came on her dog
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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