this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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