kristin has been a bad kristin
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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