the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
nutella sex= disaster
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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