Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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