So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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