Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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