We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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