I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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