what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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