Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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