we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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